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'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

A boy acting suspiciously

$1: Family Secrets

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Missing Easter Egg

Who stole my candy?

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

Excessive Paperwork

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

"I surprise you every year!"

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill