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A boy acting suspiciously

$1: Family Secrets

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Who stole my candy?

Missing Easter Egg

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

Excessive Paperwork

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"I surprise you every year!"

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"