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Cuba applauds its doctors

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Love

Pisa Hut.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Thank you."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Curtain call

"I just want you to known. . .No matter what happens. . . I'll always love you Betty."

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

It had to be you!

Ted Kennedy.

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

"Don't forget bib number!"

Clap For Carers Hypocrisy

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

The watch crying the hour

I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper. What's that? It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves. I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything. They say if you love your work, you never work a day in your life. HOJ. To each his own, I guess. I love everything about shopping. From the seductive open sign, to the supple checkout lines.

"Fancy a s**g?"

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."

Treason and Patriotic American.

"Thank you!"

Woman relaxing in armchair on beach

'You're right, they look a lot bigger from the road...'

Dwindling Support for Healthcare Workers

"I'd forgotten what colour that chair was."

Actually, only one thing has changed in the sport of fencing since it's creation hundreds of years ago. 'On guard!'