Frontline Admirer Gifts

Cuba applauds its doctors

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Love

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Pisa Hut.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Thank you."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Curtain call

"I just want you to known. . .No matter what happens. . . I'll always love you Betty."

It had to be you!

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Ted Kennedy.

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

"Don't forget bib number!"

Clap For Carers Hypocrisy

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

The watch crying the hour

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."

"Fancy a s**g?"

Treason and Patriotic American.

Woman relaxing in armchair on beach

"Thank you!"

'You're right, they look a lot bigger from the road...'

"I'd forgotten what colour that chair was."

Dwindling Support for Healthcare Workers

Actually, only one thing has changed in the sport of fencing since it's creation hundreds of years ago. 'On guard!'

Clown Town.