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The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"But mom, he followed us home!"

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

House Hunters of the Old West

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

"Do you mind?!"

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'Catching flying fish!'

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

Scott of the Antarctic

"I only use it for self definition."

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

Ponderosa

Davy Crockett - frontiersman and closet animal liberationist.

"How could she do it, the poor groundsman's spent months getting this wicket right."

"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."

"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"

In 1882, accountant Desmond Mullens unwittingly rides into an intense frontier conflict.

"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"