Urban Frontiersman T-Shirts

"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

No Immediate Danger

Commutobile

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Monster slippers.

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

Pantomime Horse

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Athens wildfires

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'