Front-row Fan Pillows

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Formula One car origami

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Referee cop.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"Thank you."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Football Violence

Red Card - Gold Card.

Pig Trotter

"Go deep!"