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"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Cuba applauds its doctors

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Fan-Centric Stadium

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

Comfort zone

Goal Post Ape.

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'You may be a werewolf but we prefer computer generated special effects. It looks much more real.'

"Let's get readyyyyy—to fall for really great marketing."

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Forged signed memorabilia.