Front Row Aficionado Prints

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Cuba applauds its doctors

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Fan-Centric Stadium

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Comfort zone

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Goal Post Ape.

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Forged signed memorabilia.

"Let's get readyyyyy—to fall for really great marketing."

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'You may be a werewolf but we prefer computer generated special effects. It looks much more real.'