Frog Prince Fan Pillows

'Yes, we do have a few princesses on our files but none of them want to date frogs, enchanted or otherwise.'

'Yeah, yeah. Never mind about your hobbies. Are you a princess or not?'

'I'm not just kissing you because of the crown, frog.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Frog man

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"Bailiff."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

The Frog Prince

"And would you like flies with that?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pond Dipping...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'