Frivolity Fan Gifts

"Love Casual Friday! Nothing but frivolous lawsuits!"

Computer Room.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Remarkably Richmond

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Homophone Encounter

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

A complimentary biscuit

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

Valentine man in underpants.

Magic mushroom

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

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"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'Try rebooting.'

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

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