Frivolity Fan Gifts

"Love Casual Friday! Nothing but frivolous lawsuits!"

Computer Room.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Remarkably Richmond

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Homophone Encounter

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

A complimentary biscuit

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Valentine man in underpants.

Magic mushroom

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'Try rebooting.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

Football Drinks

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...