Friendship Fixer Prints

"Is this Randy the love doctor?" "Speaking. What ails you, sister?" "I spent months mocking this guy, and everyone who likes him ended up resenting me for that. But..." "...But now you've developed feelings for him and you want his people to like you?" "Yes, well the first part. How do I convince him all his people are insane so he'll never believe them and will trust only me?" "I'm about to give you advice that'll sound a lot like hanging up."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

She - Interpreter - He.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

Waiting for Pants

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'How should I know why my daughter has not spoken to me in over a month, stupid!'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Power and the Glory tools

"Hey, I'm in the mood for love—be back in a few hours."

"Charlotte! Can't healing take some other form?"

"Adam and I promised we'd never go to bed angry. . . I haven't slept in three days!"

Look...a friendly face.