Friendship Banter Mugs

Weddings...

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'It was a gift.'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

'Here comes Ted.'

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'Did you spill my pint?'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"I tell the truth, and sometimes it's funny."

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."