Friends Who Love Hosting Dinner Parties Gifts

'Your wife is right on that one. When you're invited to dinner, you take a bottle of wine as a token of your appreciation.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You do like octopus?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Party time.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Gesundheit!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."