Dinner Party Lovers Gifts

"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'