Dinner Party Lovers Gifts

"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You do like octopus?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Rump roast?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'