Friendly Drop-ins Pillows

"We saw a light so we dropped in."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

Look...a friendly face.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

A surprise visit

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

Yo yo.

"From the gentleman at the bar."

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

Shadow and man

"Why is it every time we get together we end up squabbling?"

"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."

"We'd prefer that you wait until people ask before directing them to the weight-loss aisle."