Friend Who Quit Smoking Gifts

Smoker's resentment.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Last week, stingy caf

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Packey Bar.

'There you are - it works!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

Smokers.

"NO SMOKING PILL"

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'I gave up smoking.'

The Surgeon General's Army

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

"You can always find the summer interns. Just follow the e-cigarette vapor."

Smoking Is A Health Risk! - Danger of Methane Gas Leakage Due to Thawing Permafrost!

Eric's nicotine patches were working!