Friend Who Is A Greeter Mugs

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Tree Funeral

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"I like the way you handle responsibility, Fenton, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

'I'm good. How are you?'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

Recession/Recovery

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

"I miss handshakes"

"The sky is falling!"

Allo?

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

Yo yo.

The new house of worship greeter.

"Do we kiss these people?"

"Made it!"

"Good morning."

Greetings cards

'I warned you in the summer to make sure your pants fitted.'

Bonjour!

Property Taxes.

Two men lifting their hats to each other, one has an Accordion under his hat

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

"Mornin'."

"We'd prefer that you wait until people ask before directing them to the weight-loss aisle."

John's last Sunday on the first impressions team.

Not so fast! -- I'm more than just a greeter!