Friend's Night Mugs

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Karataoke

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Emotional Bling

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Infinity Tavern

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Playing cards.

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

"My feet are cold."

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"And what's the story behind the story?"

Thames Pizza

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Happy Hour 5-6. Your "Happy Hour" stinks� And, it's too short!

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"