Friend In A Rocky Relationship Pillows

The End is Near...You Wish.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

Cashflow - The milkman is here.

"Then again, counselling doesn't always help everyone."

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Hard Hat Area: Marriage Guidance Bureau.

"Please excuse my appearance, but I don't have anywhere to wash and shave since my wife threw me out."

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

'Don't feel bad - some guys lose everything.'

'I'm sorry Roger, it's not you, it's the way you move, it's just so bizarre.'

Breaking up is hard to do. Well, most of the time.

'What a lovely card.' 'Yes, and it's made from recycled paper. Which is apprpriate considering you're on the rebound.'

Do I have grounds for a divorce? You're married...you have grounds.

"Perhaps it was thoughtless of me, perhaps not. I haven't given it much thought."

"If you had to choose between your husband and a million dollars...what would you buy?"

"We never talk anymore...except thru your lawyer."

'It's a guide for married couples called Love Without Sex.'

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

'Tunnel of divorce'

"The only dancing my husband ever did was sidestepping responsibility."

"I think we should see other people."

"My marriage has broken up. Well, half broken up. I'm still here."

"It's not you. It's me."

'I'd like to get rid of him. Is there an app for that?'