Fridge Decor Lover Pillows

"My to-do list is somewhere on there."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Entertainment systems

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"That's still too high"

"Edward! Where are our children?"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Private view of refrigerator art by child.

'The old one fell apart.'

Non Drip Paint

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Noah's fridge

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Feng Sushi

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."