Fridge Decor Lover Pillows

"My to-do list is somewhere on there."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"That's still too high"

"Edward! Where are our children?"

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Private view of refrigerator art by child.

'The old one fell apart.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Non Drip Paint

Noah's fridge

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Feng Sushi

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"