Fridge Cleaner Gifts

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'I'm not worried about terrorists, I'm cleaning out the fridge.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"Edward! Where are our children?"

The reluctant parrot

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Pet Fridge Photos

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'This one is more expensive, but it comes with factory installed door art and notes.'

Budget Cryogenics

'The Bosmans' wedding announcement? Stick it on the fridge so we don't forget about it.'

Woman crosses off chart on fridge.

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

"Our fridge stays full of nutritious, low fat food because we usually end up ordering pizza."

'Our HMO came this morning and took the refrigerator away!'

'So then I thought... why not buy big magnets?'

Library sections - Fiction, Non-fiction and Non-returned.

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.