Friday The 13th T-Shirts

'Don't worry, I'm not superstitious.'

'Are you sure it isn't Friday the thirteenth?'

'Friday is your unlucky day.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Friday the 13th.

"What did you say today was?. . ."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"Why do eras always end on Friday the 13th?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Friday

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The Streets - Night

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Clown Happy Hour

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Next Round Indicator

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Thank God It's Friday.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Towny Music Night.

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

City centre pub.