Friday 13th T-Shirts

'Are you sure it isn't Friday the thirteenth ?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'T.M.I.F.'

Friday

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Infinity Tavern

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Clown Happy Hour

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Next Round Indicator

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Thank God It's Friday.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Towny Music Night.

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Friday 5.30pm.

City centre pub.

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'