Friday Enthusiasm Gifts

"Hey - At least it's Friday, right?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Friday

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Thank God It's Friday.

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Starfish doing the wave.

'T.S.I.F.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"I've never been so humiliated in my entire week."

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

Who won what game?

'You have the right to remain silent.'

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

You know it's my pet peeve when you say "anywhoo."

"This was the best school day of the week!"

Thriller of the Week

'So, in closing, let's all say with as much sincerity as we can, 'Oh, what a darling kitchen!''

'May I go home now?'

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

'It's late Friday. Anyone object if we wrap up a bit early?'

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster

"Another bloody cold caller asking if I want to lead the labour party!"

"The wheels on the Mercedes C300 Sport Sedan mommy got in the divorce settlement go round and round, round and round ..."

"What's the word from the underground?"

"Well what else do you expect him to do at 5pm on a Friday?"

'Thank goodness it's Monday huh?'