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"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"Thank me it's Friday... Ay... Ay..."

"Whats wrong? Where I come from we always have fish on Friday"

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Elfie Stick

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Friday

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Panettone

Paul goes home for the holidays

Santa does a keg stand.