Friday Celebrations Mugs

"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

T.G.I.F.! Y.W.I.F.!

"Thank me it's Friday... Ay... Ay..."

"Whats wrong? Where I come from we always have fish on Friday"

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'T.M.I.F.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Elfie Stick

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Dancing in pyjamas

Labor Day Flowers

Friday

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone