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"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Diego Velasquez

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Pompeii restoration project.

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Marine Le Pen

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

Expression of the inner child

"Sorry, we don't have a vegetarian option, the lettuce caught fire."

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

"What sold him was the cathedral ceiling."

Artist.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Todays special is yesterdays left overs.'