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'Bone appetit!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Wow, what a DILF."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Voltaire

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

French Army knife

OMG.

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

First O.M.G. church.

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

Emile Durkheim

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"Before we start, I expect you're all figuratively dying for a cup of tea?"

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

At home with the pedants "It's raining small carnivorous quadrupedes" "Both feline and canine?"

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Françoise Hollande

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

Travel Agents "I'd like somewhere unpretentious avec un petit de je ne sais quoi."

How do you want your new garden to look? Hmm

"L'adoration des comiques."

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'