French History Pillows

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

'Democracy; or a Sketch of the Life of Bonaparte'

Emile Durkheim

An event in Marie Antoinette's early childhood proved to be prophetic.

'Mon Dieu! -- J'ai oublie d'expedie la lettre de Josephine!'

"It's a gift from the French."

François Hollande

'He's the 'ed 'itter.'

'The queen loves crinkle cut veggies.'

'Sorry about the mess - We just massacred a bunch of Albigensians.'

Up Pariscope.

Napoloeon

'This dynasty will never last.'

Victor Hugo

Gustave Flaubert

Giuseppe Fieschi, drawing made during his trial for the attempted assassination of Louis-Philippe

François Guizot

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

The Anti-Agent

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'