French Food Avoider Pillows

'Anywhere but France.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Cooking with Pierre

Fast Food Dieter

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Sawdust.

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

Placier.

'Your French dip, sir.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

Eat your vegetables

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.'