French Chanson Fan Mugs

Paolo Conte.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

French Early Bird

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Voltaire

Gustav Holst

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

François Guizot

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Culinary Culture.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Charles Baudelaire.

Jean Cocteau

"The worst is behind us!"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Emile Durkheim

"Temp, tempo!"

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

His films need to be viewed with a post modernist sense of irony...

Françoise Hollande

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

How do you want your new garden to look? Hmm

Emmanuel Macron

"L'adoration des comiques."