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"I'd like to apply for the position of cartoonist. Though I may warn you, I cannot draw faces, feet, fingers, cars, horses ..."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Don Quixote

"We should get out to the country more often."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"You have arrived at your destination."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

A man with a rake on a desert island

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

An old lady Kitesurfing

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fly fishing.

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Best Pals

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."