Freelance Adventurer Prints

"I'd like to apply for the position of cartoonist. Though I may warn you, I cannot draw faces, feet, fingers, cars, horses ..."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Don Quixote

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"You have arrived at your destination."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

An old lady Kitesurfing

A man with a rake on a desert island

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

Fly fishing.

Best Pals

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."