Freedom Protector Pillows

Terrorism in Canada

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

The Environmentalist

Ban on Free Speech

Nature versus commerce.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Natural Disasters

Voltaire

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Press Freedom

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."