Freedom Protector Pillows

Terrorism in Canada

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Ban on Free Speech

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Nature versus commerce.

Voltaire

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Press Freedom

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."