World Protector Pillows

Nuclear Proliferation

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Deforestation.

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Climate Crisis

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Just Stop Boil

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

The Golfing Accident