Freedom Historian Gifts

Glasnost

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

Famous Pieces of Paper

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

A Man of Faith

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

Clearing up medals.

Renaissance Zone

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

Presidents of France

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

Bullsheviks.

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

Archive for Presidential Tweets

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'Ever stop to consider we live in a gated community?'

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

Robert Peel

Jim Callaghan.

"It's the moat Sire, everyone's just hanging out in it."

The Path to Glory