Free Will Aficionado Prints

Well, they've come up with the theory of free will, just like you said they would.

Squeezing the Free Press.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Save the unicorn.

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Look man, no wings!'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

UNFADED GLORY

Gremlins 47

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

The Idea of America.

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Ask A Silly Question.

Knighthood being given by the king

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"