Free Will Aficionado Mugs

Squeezing the Free Press.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Swiss army knife

Primitive magician

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Gremlins 47

"Who ordered a pizza?"

UNFADED GLORY

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Ask A Silly Question.

Knighthood being given by the king

The Idea of America.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'