Freelance Aficionado Prints

"I'm freelance, that's why I'm faster."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Günter Grass

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Love in Boom

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

Batman - Face ID

"No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

Spring Cleaning

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"I'm a soul trader."

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"