Free Time Philosophers Mugs

Start their day with a splash of philosophy on a mug — perfect for those reflective mornings and deep coffee thoughts. Our collection features clever designs inspired by free time philosophers that will make their brew more enlightening.

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"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work" mockup

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

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"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..." mockup

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

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"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They communicate through clicks and taps." mockup

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

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"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading." mockup

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

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"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know." mockup

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

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"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K." mockup

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

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"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!" mockup

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

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'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,' mockup

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

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Childhood Screen Addict

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"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock." mockup

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

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Children's games and technology

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"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"I feel I need to take a break from academia." mockup

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

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'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.' mockup

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

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'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?' mockup

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

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"You seem very remote."

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Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.' mockup

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

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'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!' mockup

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

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"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television." mockup

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

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"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone." mockup

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

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'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.' mockup

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

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"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

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"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels." mockup

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

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First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell. mockup

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

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Freedom

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"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything."

"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything." mockup

"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything."

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'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.' mockup

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

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'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.' mockup

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

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"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'." mockup

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

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Presidential Medal of Freedom

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'Half past zen.'

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"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days." mockup

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

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The American experiment.

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'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...' mockup

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

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Assisted suicide.

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Free Time Philosophers Mugs Collection

Free Time Philosophers Pillows

Check out our pillows with smart and humorous sayings—adding comfort and a touch of intellect to any lounge or reading nook.

Free Time Philosophers Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate curiosity and thoughtfulness, perfect for inspiring a philosophy lover's personal space.

Free Time Philosophers T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirts featuring clever philosophical quotes and designs, ideal for those who enjoy expressing their love for pondering life's big questions.