Free Time Philosophers Prints

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Childhood Screen Addict

Children's games and technology

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

"You seem very remote."

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

'Ever stop to consider we live in a gated community?'

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything."

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

'Half past zen.'

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

Freedom

Presidential Medal of Freedom

The American experiment.

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'