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The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Succession 2

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

We really have to stop letting him watch the news.

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

Party Scene

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'Then I grabbed the ice pick - I mean, pickax. Sorry, I always get those two mixed up.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Federal witness protection agency.