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The Elevator Pitch of Frankenstein

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

'Is it really necessary for you to give her vocal cords?'

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'No, I don't see any problems with genetically modified food.'

Charging Point

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

'If it's my bioethicist, I'm not here.'

'Hey, Earl, do we stock the rear end for a '57 Caucasan?'

A stem cell here, a stem cell there...

'Look, I'm sorry, but at the time it seemed like an optional extra.'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Stand by to see if his hair sticks to the balloon."

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"Didn't give the face a lot of thought, did you?"

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'Please, pay attention.'

"Clear!"

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

'Oh sure..! We do all the work and he gets all the commercial endorsements!'

'This is a lot easier than it used to be. Now I just pop into an organ bank...'

"I was different people then!"

"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"

"We blew a fuse."

"You're incredibly tight."

"Thursday's no good. I'm having stitches removed."

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

Frankenstein vs. The Coronavirus

"Name, please?"

We've been saying his name wrong