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'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'I've got this splitting headache.'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Cat Frankenstein

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"You're incredibly tight."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

Frankenstein egg.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

The Bride of Finkelstein!

'And this is scraps.'