Frankenstein Fan Prints

The Elevator Pitch of Frankenstein

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

'Is it really necessary for you to give her vocal cords?'

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'No, I don't see any problems with genetically modified food.'

Charging Point

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'If it's my bioethicist, I'm not here.'

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

A stem cell here, a stem cell there...

"Stand by to see if his hair sticks to the balloon."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'Hey, Earl, do we stock the rear end for a '57 Caucasan?'

'Look, I'm sorry, but at the time it seemed like an optional extra.'

"Stop! You still need to see the receptionist about your co-pay."

'Please, pay attention.'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

'Oh sure..! We do all the work and he gets all the commercial endorsements!'

"And now, a little experiment I worked on over the summer."

"Didn't give the face a lot of thought, did you?"

"Clear!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'This is a lot easier than it used to be. Now I just pop into an organ bank...'

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

"You're incredibly tight."

"There's an angry mob on line four."

"Hey, Gary? As a general rule we don't play God up here."

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"

"Just be grateful we found any body at all!"

"It's so wonderful to see him making friends."