Francophone Aficionado Prints

"Arrogant? Moi?"

Honoré de Balzac

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

My other cello is a Stradivari

French Early Bird

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Eugene Ionesco

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Jean Cocteau

Culinary Culture.

"The worst is behind us!"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

François Guizot

Older and wiser

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Guitarist.

His films need to be viewed with a post modernist sense of irony...