French Language Enthusiasts Prints

'Writing a French test to keep my boring middle management government job? ...Not!'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

French Early Bird

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Signing the declaration of independence.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The Oxford Comma Coin