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"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Victor Hugo

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Eugene Delacroix

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"The worst is behind us!"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

François Guizot

Jean Cocteau

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

French Animal Noises.

Culinary Culture.

Notre Dame Phoenix

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

Great moments in shopping

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'