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"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Jean-Paul Sartre

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Culinary Culture.

French Animal Noises.

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Jean Cocteau

"The worst is behind us!"

Eugene Delacroix

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

François Guizot

Notre Dame Phoenix

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Great moments in shopping

Françoise Hollande

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'