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Minion, how would you like a promotion? Impostor! It's been a long time coming, but I've finally signed more than a dozen franchise agreements. And I'll like you to train all the managers. They'll be paying you the franchise fee in sacks of unmarked bills. Oh, and if they act like they think you're from Starbucks, go along with it. It's just a little game franchisees like to play. VERY BAD MAN.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Tongue in the ear...

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"Sinead?!"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Janet Leigh

Movie Franchise

Puzzle Family

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

Workers constructing barcodes

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

If "Bonanza" actor Dan Blocker had been in a movie about an ancient Greek war ... He'd have been "The Trojan Hoss"!

The Coen Brothers of Science.

'Get a job? -- and give up freelancing?'

"Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please."