Film Franchise Fanatic Pillows

"Good thing we caught it early."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Werewolves of London..."

Giant slug attacks a city

Big screen TV falling through floor

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Cinemuck

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Hollywood producer.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."